Tuesday Tweets
Twitter is my new source of entertainment for our frequent, long and mundane drives. I love seeing what my friends are up to. I love following John Mayer, in particular, he packs a good punch within a short ‘tweet’ or two. I’ve heard bad things about following Ellen DeGeneres and Perez Hilton. Apparently they abuse the privilege to update or entertain and cross a line into some ugly cases of the self-absorbed…GET OUTTA HERE!
However, I think I get the biggest kick out of the vast array of replies I receive. (Having a few thousand followers has it’s perks!) I figured it was such a waste to not make at least a few of these public, so I have created a weekly post to do exactly that!
Whether or not you are involved in this absurd deterioration of our ability to communicate, I think you will find my new ‘Tuesday Tweets,’ at the least, a little amusing. Expect an update every Tuesday!
Here’s this weeks top 5 replies (@thedanyoung):
(My comments in italics)
- @thedanyoung I am the unicorn!
- Uhh….what?
- @thedanyoung no joke. I want to chew my OJ
- In response to my bitterness: “I want some pulp in my orange juice. Get this pulp free shit OUT OF HERE!” - not sure I love pulp THAT much.
- @thedanyoung Saw u as a unique, inspiring musician&now u r just another front man that says “fuck you” on the radio…you’re nothing special.
- Need I say anything at all?! - @thedanyoung Get a towel wet, wring it out, microwave for 1 min, put in plastic bag(to avoid getting everything wet) wrap it around ur feet.
- I kind of like this one out of context… - @thedanyoung so i remember you saying you wanted a snuggie. i was bored. hope this makes you smile!http://twitpic.com/3duz9
- Snuggies are a stupid idea, but I still want one!
