TUESDAY @TWEETS V - That “V” is Roman numerals for the number five. You already knew that, but I was simply amusing myself with the unnecessary (and also rather obnoxious) length of this title.
Twas a strange week of tweets from you lot. A few people saying I’m an asshole, a few telling me that’s not true, some people were giving me advice on my career in music, others were tweeting replies that were shockingly stalker-ish/obsessive…which I will spare you from, as I wish I had also been spared!
Here’s this weeks top 5 replies (@thedanyoung):
My comments in italics.
- @thedanyoung one time i dared my sister to shit in the backyard..then my dog ate it.
Wow…I genuinely hope that story is true. - @thedanyoung My mum just saw you at Jack In the Box! and I wasn’t there!! sad : ( Ugh. I wish I was! That would have been fantastic!
I wasn’t there either. I hate Jack In The Box…recently.
- @thedanyoung why are you guys sabotaging your career with terrible videos such as “the letdown” and asshole behavior. the whole asshole rockstar thing only works when you aren’t a pop rock band. If you don’t want this life pass it on over!
I replied (in a rather ass-holeish tone): Dear dLush, thanks for the career advice. I agree that our video for “The Letdown” sucks…that’s why we’re making a new one. besides, we make music, not direct videos. I also agree that i’m the wrong man for my job. But it thrills me so to make you jealous! - @thedanyoung F*ck you for making me have to open Safari again to read your Tuesday Tweets. Great idea but now I’m still behind with homework.
Sorry? - @thedanyoung What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
HA! What a great question! Does it have an answer?

